Bilingual Spanish English Books

How Not to Die On Your Honeymoon – Part 5 – Learn Spanish the Fun Way with Free Bilingual Stories

Some honeymoons come with breakfast in bed.
Others come with flying projectiles, ominous signs, flickering lights, and the unsettling sense that something is out to get you.

In Part 5 of How Not to Die on Your Honeymoon, we reach the thrilling finale—where dark secrets rise, exes revenge, and love is finally tested against that age-old marital question: “Are you trying to kill me, or is it just your personality?”

Grab your tea. Buckle in. You’re about to find out how not to die on your honeymoon. Probably.

How Not to Die On Your Honeymoon – Part 4 – Free Funny Stories in Spanish-English for Adults Learning Spanish

Vacation, noun: A planned period of relaxation where absolutely nothing dangerous ever happens. Unless, of course, you married Mina.

In Part 4 of How Not to Die on Your Honeymoon, love is tested, a dozen knives are sharpened, the water gets fast, and the ocean gets… teeth.

How Not to Die On Your Honeymoon – Part 3 – Free Bilingual Story for Natural Spanish Immersion

You know what they say… love is full of surprises.
Unfortunately, so is today’s itinerary.

In Part 3 of How Not to Die on Your Honeymoon, the tension rises, the outing is harmlessly deadly, and the weather is… strangely frosty in July.

How Not to Die On Your Honeymoon – Part 2 – Learn Spanish Naturally with Free Bilingual Stories

Want to learn Spanish the easy, fun way? In part 2 of this free bilingual story, you’ll enjoy a good laugh while naturally learning Spanish without vocabulary drills or boring grammar studies.

Marriage is a journey.
Some take the scenic route. Others take… detours.

In Part 2 of How Not to Die on Your Honeymoon, the mood shifts, the shadows lengthen, and a vengeful ex takes matters into his own hands.

How Not to Die On Your Honeymoon – Part 1 – Free Story in Spanish-English for Adult Language Learners

Ready to learn Spanish… without grammar drills, flashcards, or slowly losing your will to live? Excellent. You’re in the right place.

Welcome to How Not to Die on Your Honeymoon, a wildly hilarious, dark, romantic comedy filled with near-death experiences, suspiciously fashionable murder attempts, and one extremely vengeful ghost.

It also happens to be a bilingual Spanish-English story written in a way your brain will actually enjoy learning Spanish naturally, without effort.

The Man Who Couldn’t Die – Free Funny Story in Spanish and English for Teens and Adults

Yon has everything money can buy… except brains.

So when his wife dumps him and says, “Go kill yourself,” Yon takes it literally.

A deadpan, laugh-out-loud tale of blissful ignorance, absurd loyalty, and failing your way into a better life. If you enjoy dark humor, absurd logic, and a protagonist who treats Google like a divine oracle, you’re in the right place.

Bonus: the Spanish version lets you laugh and learn Spanish vocabulary without realizing you’re studying.

Enjoy this funny free bilingual story!

The Diary of a Dignified Pillow – Volume 1 – Funny Short Stories in Spanish and English for Teens & Adults

Wilfred isn’t just a pillow. He’s a dreamer. A sufferer. A poet in polyester.

In this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy, we follow Wilfred’s private diary as he endures the daily tragedies of modern pillow life… and an impossible love doomed from the start.

Each sentence appears in Spanish and English. Enjoy learning Spanish easily with the funniest, coziest love story you’ll read this year.

Two Corpses, One Coffin – Absurd Dark Comedy Short Story in Simple Spanish for Adult Language Learners

Looking for darkly humorous short stories in simple Spanish to easily learn the language? You’re in for a treat with “Two Corpses, One Coffin,” an absurd, Gothic comedy told in English and Spanish for adult language learners.
Read the bilingual story for free on this page.

There comes a time in every aristocrat’s life when all he really wants is to be mourned. Properly. Elegantly. Perhaps with a six-foot poetic inscription and some tasteful weeping.

This is the story of a man who planned his death in exquisite detail.
And what happened when someone noticed… and politely asked to borrow his grave for a night.

If you enjoy your romances with a touch of grave dirt, your humor black as velvet cake, and loving promises slightly muffled from under six inches of soil—welcome. You’re among friends.

Sneak peek: First Two Chapters of ‘The Candy Witch’ Bilingual Story for Kids

Enjoy the first chapter of our latest bilingual fantasy story book, The Candy Witch, for kids ages 6-12.

Candy Witch English-Spanish Parallel Text Story for Kids to Learn Spanish On a stormy winter night, Roy is minding his own business… until an enchanted snowflake floats into his room and whisks him away to a frozen land above the clouds.

Now he’s stuck in a sugary nightmare with hypnotized kids, flute-playing mice, a sinister Candy Witch, and gingerbread soldiers who want to eat him alive.

It’s funny. It’s creepy. It’s packed with action.
And it teaches your child Spanish sentence by sentence while keeping them glued to the page.

Here’s your chance to read the first two chapters for free!

How to Teach Your Child Spanish in a Fun, Natural Way with ‘Ginger and the Cake of Doom’

A flying cat, a vengeful cake, and a rescue mission across space… this is one Spanish lesson your kids will actually beg for.

What if learning Spanish felt like a wild adventure instead of a boring lesson?

Imagine your child laughing at a brave flying cat chasing a possessed cake through outer space, without realizing they’re also learning a new language.

That’s the magic of Ginger and the Cake of Doom by Lily Galili, a bilingual fantasy story from LingoLina™ that helps kids learn Spanish naturally through imagination, emotion, and laughter.

It’s one of those rare books that kids can’t put down, and parents secretly also enjoy just as much.

How to Teach Your Child Spanish in a Fun Way with ‘The Candy Witch’ Bilingual Fantasy Story

Imagine your child giggling through a fantasy story about gingerbread soldiers, enchanted snowflakes, and a villainous witch obsessed with cursed candy—without realizing they’re also learning Spanish.

That’s exactly what happens in The Candy Witch, a bilingual fantasy adventure from LingoLina™ that turns language learning into a magical family experience.